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    Monday, June 5th, 2006
    8:11 pm
    Vegas
    I feel the mood coming on....Vegas time?
    Wednesday, May 31st, 2006
    11:18 pm
    grrrr
    Drunk, horny and noone to fuck...that sucks.
    Sunday, March 5th, 2006
    8:39 pm
    Loser
    I feel like a total loser. Nothing like spending March 5th all alone. I suck.
    Wednesday, March 1st, 2006
    5:28 am
    Florida
    I am going on a work retreat near Miami. Sadly it is in the boonies of the everglades. Anyone know of fun things to do down there or anyone have LJ communities to recomend? Thanks.
    Tuesday, February 14th, 2006
    5:22 am
    Valentine
    Happy Valentine's Day all. Got a yummy box of all dark chocolates from Godiva! Amazing. The G series, from M. Yummy yummy.

    Take care everyone.
    Saturday, February 11th, 2006
    4:08 pm
    Bad Karma?
    I have not done an evil thing to anyone in a long time. Not that I can think of at least. And what thanks do I get? Someone broke into my car last night and stole my briefcase. It had my passport, checkbook, $50 worth of In-n-out gift certificates and some other shit. I feel so raped. Grrrrrrrrrr.
    Monday, January 30th, 2006
    7:48 pm
    Needs
    What does everyone want from me? Just curious as to what all my friends would like to see here. Stories, life experiences, pictures? I need some direction, feeling lost right now.
    Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006
    4:35 pm
    Happy New Year- Life
    I have decided to start life anew with 2006. 2005 was a long bad year and I have decided to start all over, friends etc. If you still want to read and hang, great. If you want out let me know. This will mostly become a sexual journal from this day forward. My personal life has been too painful over the last year and I just need to find a release for the other part of my life without being judged by anyone, including those here. Thanks for understanding.
    Sunday, May 15th, 2005
    11:04 am
    Because [info]zoila asked to to do it
    1. Total number of films I own on DVD/video: like 25
    2. The last film I bought: Looney Toones Golden Collection
    3. The last film I watched: Honestly, the Incredibles, Friday night.
    4. Five films that I watch a lot or that mean a lot to me:

    -Fletch
    -The Notebook
    -Shawshank Redemption (my favorite all time)
    -Bull Durham (Makes me think of M)
    -Caddyshack

    5. Tag 5 people and have them put this in their journal:
    [info]amore_ansante [info]xxfiregirlxx [info]sugarpop85 [info]funnylagirl [info]__the_bled
    Sunday, May 8th, 2005
    9:51 am
    Mothers
    A happy Mother's Day to all current and future mothers.

    I love you mom, please get better.
    Monday, May 2nd, 2005
    10:17 am
    Lunch
    Who wants a quickie at lunch?
    Tuesday, April 26th, 2005
    10:28 am
    Mood Swing
    I can't stop thinking of sex. It has been way too long since I got laid. My mind is working way to fast and too much on getting laid.
    Wednesday, April 20th, 2005
    11:24 am
    May be a while
    I lost my job.

    I am unemployed.

    Not up to updating any time soon.

    Sorry.

    Guess they found out about me and M.

    My life has really fallen apart. I have nothing.
    Friday, April 15th, 2005
    7:11 am
    Normal
    I feel more normal after reading this. I know I am not a woman, but it goes to prove that I am not a pervert, women love sex just as much as me. This is in today's NY Post.

    GALS' SEX 'APPEAL'
    By BILL HOFFMANN

    American women do have sex on the brain — just not as much as gals in many other countries around the world, a new survey reveals.

    Esquire conducted a global sex survey of more than 11,000 women with an average age of 22, and found that while Americans are far from prudish, their counterparts in Europe and elsewhere push the envelope, uh, a bit harder.

    Asked if they'd rather have sex or cuddle, 63 percent of American women said they'd be ready for a romp, while 37 percent opted for some quality embracing.

    But women in seven other nations wanted more sex — the leader being Italy, where 83 percent chose to shake the sheets, with just 17 percent wanting a cuddle.

    American women also tend to wait longer to have sex.

    Quizzed on how many dates it takes before they head for the bedroom with a man, American women averaged 5.5 dates.

    Swedish women were the quickest to get frisky with just four dates, followed by Australian and British women with 4.4 dates, Dutch women with 4.7 dates, German and Israeli women with 5.3 and Brazilian, Italian and Spanish women with 5.4.

    As far as penis size is concerned, American women aren't that impressed.

    On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the most important, our gals rated it only 6.2.

    Israeli women found the size of a man's package the most important, ranking it 7.4, followed by Italian women with 6.5 and Brazilian women with 6.3.

    Some 33 percent of American women said they masturbate several times a week — but Brits, Israelis, Brazilians and Indonesian women do it more.

    "American women are not the most sex-minded women in the world," the mag concludes.

    However, our women do take their sex toys seriously.

    Asked whether they own a vibrator or sex aid, 46 percent of American women said yes, yes, yes.

    British "birds" were second — 45 percent said they own one — followed by Swedish women, 43 percent; German women, 38 percent; and Aussies, 34 percent.

    And on the question of what age women lost their virginity, 16 was the average age in the United States, Australia, Germany, Britain, the Netherlands and Sweden.

    It was 17 in Spain, Italy, the Philippines and Russia, and 18 in Brazil, Israel and Poland. The women of Indonesia waited the longest — 21.

    How many men have the women of the world slept with?

    Women in Brazil, Israel and Russia led the pack, admitting to having bedded 10 or more men, while American women said they've slept with about nine. Indonesia scored the lowest with only two.

    One category American in which women apparently excel is threesomes — 26 percent said they'd participated in three-in-a-bed sex.

    Aussies were right behind them at 24 percent, followed by Israeli women, with 23 percent who had two other partners at once.


    As far as lesbian experiences go, Aussie gals are the most experimental — 43 percent said they'd had at least one, followed by Brits, 42 percent; Germans, 41 percent; and Americans, 39 percent.

    The world's top pick-up line in the United States? Get ready to cringe: "Don't I know you from somewhere?" In Brazil, it's the sexier, "You're delicious!"

    But the most widely used line in the world is: "You have beautiful eyes."


    Esquire also asked women to rate the sexiness of President Bush on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest.

    Sorry Mr. President, but you got some pretty low ratings, with Indonesian women finding you the sexiest with 2.2, followed by American women, at 2.1.
    Tuesday, April 12th, 2005
    10:47 am
    Opening Day
    Well, about ready to head off to opening day. Me in my geeky Dodger's shirt and shorts. GO DODGERS!
    Saturday, April 9th, 2005
    7:22 am
    So hung
    I am so hung over today, back to bed. Will update when my head stops pounding.
    Thursday, April 7th, 2005
    3:38 pm
    Monday, April 4th, 2005
    4:58 am
    I am an idiot
    I told myself not ot do it, but I did anyway. What was I thinking. I guess I should have learned my lesson by now. I will NEVER fall in love again dammit!
    Thursday, March 31st, 2005
    12:18 pm
    Stomach Update
    Well I went and had my upper GI, not a fun thing with the barium swallow and such. Also had an ultrasound done on my kidneys, spleen etc. Now I know how pregnant women feel having that thing greased up and pushed all over your stomach. But knowing how pregnant women feel ends pretty much there!

    Anyway, back to the doctors office this afternoon and go over everything with the radiologist. I am wondering, what does that stuff look like when it comes out. Do I poop white radioactive metal or what?

    In typical form, my stomach has been fine since I went to the doctor the first time and he medicated me. It is like a car, you take it to the mechanic and the car stops squeaking or whatever it was doing. My body seems to be 'normal' now that I went to the doctor.
    Wednesday, March 30th, 2005
    9:32 am
    Thoughts
    I need you, I need to feel your hot soft skin against mine. I need
    to feel your fingernails run up the inside of my thighs. I need to
    feel your wet warm lips press against mine and have you inhale my
    tongue into your mouth. I need to run my hands down your back and
    around your hips and caress your butt. I need to spread my legs
    wide and push my hips firmly against you so you can feel my hard
    cock tap against your clit. I want to undo your skirt, unzip it so
    slowly that you can't stand it. I want to step back and hold the
    waist as you shimmy out of your skirt and then just pull you back
    into my arms. I want to reach down and run my hand up the inside
    of your thigh and see just how warm you are. I don't even need to
    touch your pussy, I just need to get close and I will be able to
    tell how bad you want to feel my cock slide over your pussy lips.
    I want to run my hands up closer, feeling how wet you are through
    your panties as I kiss you deeper and deeper. I want you to undo
    my belt like I know you can and help me remove my pants so that my
    rock hard cock pushes against my boxers. I want to feel that soft
    warm hand stroke me again, cup my balls, rake your nails up the
    inside of my thighs.

    Gee, think I miss you?

    And her reply to me~
    I think you do miss me!

    I want you to slide you hands up my skirt and find out that I am wearing the Betsey Johnson garter. I want to feel your hands move from my fishnet hoses on to my cool skin that is just between the hose and panties. Move over the garter and up to my wet and hot pussy. So wet that you can feel the wetness thru my panties. All the while we are kissing, you pushing you tounge in my mouth and me sucking hard down on it. I run my hand up you thighs up to you balls and over you cock. I reach out for you belt and take it off. I upzip you pants so that all you manhood is within my touch. I slowly work my hand back down your cock and cup your balls, still through you boxer. Teasing you each and every stroke. You take off my skirt and push me down on the bed. You fall on top of me and push yourself up to me just to tease me by letting your cock get close to my pussy. I push you up with my hips and remove you boxers with my feet. You start to kiss my stomach and work your way down to
    my panties and remove them with your teeth.

    Guess I need to be fucked by you as bad as you want to.
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